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Subject: BILL AND HILLARY AT THE YANKEE SEASON OPENER
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Date: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:19:02 GMT
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BILL AND HILLARY AT THE YANKEE SEASON OPENER
While he was president, Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season
opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents
directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks
back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request
of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. "
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells
him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people
want."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of
her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the
field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, " I'll kill you! You
@#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and
waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about
that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
There was a great celebration. Republicans as well as Democrats were
dancing in the isles.
Some seemed to enjoy it a little too much.
And had to be told it was not part of the show.
Seeing his agent has gone totally pale, Clinton asks, "What's wrong?"
The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to
throw out the first "Pitch".
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