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Subject: IT HURTS WHEN I TOUCH ME
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IT HURTS WHEN I TOUCH ME
A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that
her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me"
The brunette takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams,
then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and
screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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