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Subject: FLAT CHEST MIRACLE
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Date: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:25:08 GMT
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FLAT CHEST MIRACLE
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny
breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your
chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew
terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus
and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the
little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus,
closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, "By any chance, are you
a
patient of Dr. Smith's?"
"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
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