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Date: Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:21:31 GMT
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Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely madeand everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope, Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
"Dad." With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
Elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is
so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, Tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I
am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that
we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack Of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
Hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
The other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we Will pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy
can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
report card That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
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