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2008/04/18 05:09 |
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From: "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com>
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Subject: Don't speak english
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Date: Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:09:54 GMT
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1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than us
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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