Bubba and Junior Measure a Flagpole
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flag pole, looking up.
Ablonde lady walked up and asked what they were doing. "We're
supposed to find the height of the flag pole", said Bubba, "but we
don't have a ladder".
The woman took a wrench from their tool kit, loosened a few bolts, and
laid the pole down.... She then took a tape measure from the same
kit, took a measurement and announced, "eighteen feet, six inches,"
and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb
blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."
Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New
Orleans..........
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