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Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:03:18 GMT
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Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial
flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man
in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a
loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons,
both surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight
lipped smile, " Admiral , United States Coast Guard, retired. Married,
two sons, both Judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce
himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, " Master Gunnery
Sergeant, United States Marine Corps, retired. Never married, two
sons, both Admirals.
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