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Top 10 Thoughts for 2007
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 --AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007--
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as
to where 20 Million Illegal immigrants are located. Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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