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Subject: Re: KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
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Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:35:45 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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>
> KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
>
> Oh such innocence!
>
>
>
> 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age
> 6)
>
> 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>
> 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have
> sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
>
> 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
> Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>
> 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy
> age 8)
>
> 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
> (Millie age 6)
>
> 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
> oceans. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
> whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
> better off eating beans. (William age 7)
>
> 8 ) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
> And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
>
> 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
> screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
> sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
> 6)
>
> 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
> give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
> think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher
> age 7)
>
> 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
> willy small. (Kevin age 6)
>
> 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
> can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age
> 8)
>
> 13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
> going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired
> right up her fat ass. (Julie age 7)
>
>
Dont you just love the innocence of them LOL
Mercury.
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