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Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:34:14 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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> HOW ADAM GOT EVE
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> Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
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> So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
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> Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
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> God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
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> and that it would be a woman.
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> He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for
> you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
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> ! She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not
> nag you,
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> and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
> disagreement.
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> She will praise you!
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> She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle
> of the night to take care of them.
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> "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
> passion whenever you need it."
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> Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
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> God replied, "An arm and a leg."
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> ?
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> Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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> Of course the rest is history.....
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Bet all his mates gave him a real ribbing LOL
Mercury.
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