The Dead Frog
One day Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon
and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind it. When he comes up
to the doorstep of a house of ill repute.
He knocked on the door, and the madam came to answer it, saw him and
asked what he wanted. Little Johnny said he wanted what she was
selling inside, and had the money to buy it, and wasn't leaving until
he got it. She thought she would have some fun with him, so she told
him to come in.
Once he got in she told him to pick one of the girls he liked, he
asked her if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course the
madam said no.
He had heard all the men were talking about having to go to the
hospital and get shots after making love with Mable, and that was the
girl he wanted, and that he had the money to pay for it.
The madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on the
right. So Little Johnny headed down the hall dragging the frog behind
him. Ten minutes, later he came back down still dragging the frog. He
paid the madam, and picked up his wagon and headed out the door, at
which time the madam stopped him and asked him just why he picked the
only girl she had in the place with a disease, instead of one of the
others.
Little Johnny said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home,
my mother and father are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me
at home with a baby-sitter. When they leave, I am going to make love
to the baby-sitter, and give her the disease I just caught. When mom
and dad get home, dad will take the baby-sitter home, and on the way,
he will make love to her, and he will catch it. When dad gets home, he
and mom will go to bed, and they will make love, and mom will catch
it. In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the
milk, and he will make love to mom, and he will catch it, and he is
the son-of-a-bitch that ran over my FROG!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' Fun!"
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