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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's  Ark


One : Don't miss the boat.


Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.


Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.


Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do
something really big.


Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to
be done.


Six : Build your future on high ground!


Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.


Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with
the cheetahs.


Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.


Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.


Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a
rainbow waiting...Pass this along and make someone else smile, too.



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