Old Gas
An elderly woman enters the doctor's office. The doctor asks the woman
how may he help her and she replies, "For the last two weeks I've had
terrible gas but fortunately they are silent and do not smell."
The doctor writes her prescription and asks the woman to return in one
week. The following week the woman returns and exclaims to the doctor
that the medication prescribed to her has caused her gas to smell
awful. The doctor responds, "Now that we have cleared your sinus
problems, lets see about getting you hearing aids."
Donut
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"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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