On 11 Apr 2008 03:26:02 -0500, "::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed>
wrote:
>Needs a Tuneup
>(my title)
>
>A man went to his doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this
>Doc," he said. "When I drive to work in the morning through the country
>lanes, I start singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'. If I see a
>cat, then the song becomes 'What's New, Pussy Cat?'. It's so
>embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing.
>Last night, I sang 'Delilah' and my wife was not amused!"
>
>The doctor replied "I see. It would appear that you have the early
>symptoms of Tom Jones Syndrome".
>
>"I've never heard of that Doc, is it common?" asked the patient.
>
DOUBLE *G*R*O*A*N*
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