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WingedMessenger (Boy@FlyingHigh.com) 2008/04/10 04:35

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"::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed> wrote in news:100420080314124183%
Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed:

> Fingered
>
> A man working at a lumberyard was pushing a saw through a tree and
> accidentally sheared off all of his fingers. He rushed to the emergency
> room at a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor took one look and
> said, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do."
>
> "I don't have them." replied the man.
>
> The doctor said, "What do you mean, you don't have the fingers? This is
> the age of medical miracles. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of
> incredible techniques! Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
>
> "Well heck doctor! I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up." Replied the
> man.
>
>
> Donut
>

Heeeee Heeeee you improve LOL

Mercury

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