"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:upuqv352ec45b5517fsil6rq5j4osmv32o@4ax.com:
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> THEY WALK AMONG US
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> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
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> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge.
> I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the
> money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
> favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew
> what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money
> back .... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
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> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
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> I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
> Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
> chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
> buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free".
> She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
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> They Walk Among Us!
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> One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of
> them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!". Someone looked up at the sky
> and said, "Where"?
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> They Walk Among Us!
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> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent
> which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
> sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
> north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and
> has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up
> with all that stuff."
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> They Walk Among Us!!
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> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
> I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
> was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
> days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
> to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
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> They Walk Among Us!
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> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through
> a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
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> They Walk Among Us!
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> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
> cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
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They walk here also. Some months back one of the old ladies in my area
died, and the funeral was passing our building, in which she had lived..
I mentioned to a friend of mine that it was Mrs ????? funeral, to which
he replied, quite seriously "Oh is she dead?"
Mercury.
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