| Embarrassing Moments |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/04/07 20:13 |
Embarrassing Moments
I was attending that stupid summer boarding school where you're
supposed to study a lot and get up early and all - all that during
summer break. It was real depressing. Anyway, I was sharing my room
with two other guys. Needless to say we had a lot of fart jokes. I
woke up early one morning, and I felt a big one coming. So I got up
and went by one of the guy's bedside as he was asleep. I pulled down
my boxers (which I wouldn't have done if the room hadn't been dim from
the shut drapes) and I farted just as hard as I could, near his face
(seemed to be a funny idea at the time. Only trouble is: I let out too
much.
.. Indeed, a little piece of poo-poo went out of my butt to land on
his mattress. And when I turned around, I found that he was awake. As
a result yours truly had to pick it up from the bed and throw it out
of the window.
I wouldn't have minded that much if the guy hadn't had to tell
everybody, making the rest of the stay at this school sheer
embarrassment.
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