| Old Uncle Rolex |
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Old Uncle Rolex
Old Uncle Rolex went to her doctor to see what could be done about
his troublesome constipation. "It's terrible," he said to the doctor.
"I haven't moved my bowels in more than a week."
"I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Oh, yes," Uncle Rolex replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a good
half of an hour in the morning and then again at night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Of course I do." he answered, "I take a magazine!"
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