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Old system users never die, they just chdir to NULL.
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Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
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Old tape dispensers never die, they just get used up.
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Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Old telephones never die, they just stop ringing.
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Old thermodynamicists never die, they just achieve their state
-- of maximum entropy.
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Old trash never dies, it just gets buried.
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Old trigonometry teachers never die, they just lose their
identities.
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Old trombonists never die - they just slide away...
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Old truckers never die; they just get a new Peterbilt.
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Old vacationers never die, they just don't come back.
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Old violinists never die - they just become unstrung.
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Old voicemail systems never die, they just stop answering.
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Old wants never die, they become needs.
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Old watchmakers never die, they just run out of time.
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Old watchmakers never die, they just unwind.
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Old watchmakers never die, they just wind down.
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Old weathermen never die, they reign forever.
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Old whitewater rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
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Old wool coats never die, they just become mothballed.
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Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.
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Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over.
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Walt Disney didn't die, he's in suspended animation team.
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