On 6 Apr 2008 03:38:02 -0500, "::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed>
wrote:
>Eye See
>
>A man with a glass eye had been out for a night on the town. Being the
>worst for wear, when he stumbled into bed, he dropped his glass eye
>into his drinking water on the bed table. During the night, he drank
>the water and swallowed the eye. A day or so later he was suffering
>from severe constipation, so he went to his local M.D. The doctor
>inserted his proctoscope and muttered under his breath, "Good grief,
>I've looked up plenty of rectums before, but this is the first one to
>ever look back at me."
>
>
>Donut
He never heard of a brown eye?
ROTFLMAO
darkshadows
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