Eye See
A man with a glass eye had been out for a night on the town. Being the
worst for wear, when he stumbled into bed, he dropped his glass eye
into his drinking water on the bed table. During the night, he drank
the water and swallowed the eye. A day or so later he was suffering
from severe constipation, so he went to his local M.D. The doctor
inserted his proctoscope and muttered under his breath, "Good grief,
I've looked up plenty of rectums before, but this is the first one to
ever look back at me."
Donut
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"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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