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Subject: Re: For the resident donut lover: The Army Base
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Date: Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:51:26 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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>
> The Army Base
>
> A group of senior citizen ladies were touring an Army base, and
> part of the tour included a meal at the chow hall. After Sergeant
> Ramsey showed the ladies the barracks, drill field, exercise area,
> stockade, and the Colonel's and staff offices, it was off to the mess
> hall.
>
> After finishing the meal and the Sergeant telling the ladies of
> the 15,000 meals served each day, the 7,500 pounds of chicken, 150
> pounds of butter, and 300 pounds of sugar used each day in meal
> preparation and serving, it was off to the kitchen area where the
> meals were prepared.
>
> The Sergeant wanted to impress the ladies, so he showed them all
> of the stainless steel pots that held 200 pounds of mashed potatoes,
> the freezers that were 50-feet long, and the dishwashers that had such
> hot water that all germs would be killed.
>
> Then the tour was off to the baking area where cookies were being
> made. The cookies were cut into shapes by an automated cookie-cutter,
> and then put on a conveyor belt going into the oven. As the belt took
> the morsels toward the oven, a big soldier who was shirtless would
> pick up each cookie, press it to his belly-button, and then put it
> back on the conveyor belt.
>
> One of the ladies asked why he was doing that procedure. To that,
> the Sergeant said that he was doing that to make designs on the
> cookies.
>
> Then the same lady asked, "Isn't that awfully unsanitary?"
>
> To that he answered, "Lady, you should have been here yesterday
> when we were making the donuts!"
>
Shame on you, poor old Dears LOL.
Mercury.
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