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Subject: Old...(part 6)
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Date: Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:14:01 GMT
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Old...
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Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
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Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
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Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
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Old paradoxes never die, they just become enigmas.
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Old Photographers never die, they get sent to the old focus
home.
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Old Photographers never die, they just stop developing.
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Old pilots never die, they just buzz off.
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Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
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Old planets never die, they just lose their attraction.
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Old plastic never dies, they just recycle it.
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Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain.
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Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Old postal carriers never die, they just lose their zip.
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Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
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Old programmers never die, they just byte it.
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Old programmers never die, they just decompile.
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Old programmers never die, they just get bugged with life.
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Old programmers never die, they just go to bits.
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Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory.
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Old programmers never die, they just move to new addresses.
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Old programming whizzes never die, they just recurse.
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Old propane tanks never die, they just run out of gas.
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Old prostitutes never die, they just fake away...
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Old punters never die, they just go horse.
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Old quarterbacks never die, they just fade back and pass away.
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