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Subject: Taste Test
Date: Sun, 21 Aug 2005 00:29:56 -0500
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Taste Test
A kindergarten teacher was having her class study the five senses. On
this particular day they were learning about the sense of taste. She
instructed the class to close their eyes and she gave each student a
cherry life saver. She had the children taste the life saver and try
to guess the flavor. The students anxiously raised their hands and the
child called upon, correctly reported it's flavor.
"Now tomorrow," the teacher said, "we're going to do this again, but
I'm going to try to trick you." So the next day the teacher went
through the same routine with her class, only this time the life saver
was honey flavored. After tasting the life saver, no one raised their
hand to report it's flavor.
"Okay." said the teacher, "I'll give you a hint. It's something your
mommy calls your daddy."
Little Johnny in the back of the room yells, "Pugh, spit it out! It's
an asshole!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' Fun!"
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