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Subject: Old...[part 2]
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Date: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:14:42 GMT
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Old...
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Old businesses never die, they just get consolidated.
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Old cars never die, they just get run into the ground.
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Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
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Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
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Old chemists never die, they just do it inorganically.
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Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
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Old chemists never die, they just lose their refluxes.
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Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium.
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Old chemists never die, they just smell that way.
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Old cleaning ladies never die, they just kick the bucket.
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Old composers never die, they just decompose.
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Old computer programmers never die, they just lose their memory.
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Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust.
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Old credit cards never die, they just expire.
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Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over.
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Old cricketers never die, they just get smashed for six.
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Old dancers never die, they just step away.
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Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
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Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
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Old dentists never die, they just lose their pull.
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Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Old drivers never die, they just extend their bottom time.
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Old drivers never die, they just flop.
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Old drivers never die, they just get board.
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Old drivers never die, they just lose their spring.
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