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Subject: Old...[part 1]
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Date: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:12:21 GMT
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Old...
Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Old actors never die, they just drop a part.
Old alcoholics and drug addicts never die, they just get wasted.
Old anthropologists never die, they just become history.
Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
Old assets never die, they just depreciate.
Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world.
Old atoms never die, they just decay.
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan.
Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap.
Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires.
Old biologists never die, they just ferment away.
Old blondes never fade, they just dye away.
Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
Old books never die, they just go out-of-print.
Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.
Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse.
Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat
aces.
Old bureaucrats never die, they just waste away.
Old burglars never die, they just steal away.
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