"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:b2o8v39evj799r0c2151eok0p3alr7fmp3@4ax.com:
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> The Military Retirement Bonus
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> The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered
> an early retirement bonus.
>
> They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual
> benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along
> the retiring general's body between any two points he chose.
>
> The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure
> from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked
> out with a check for $720,000.
>
> The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his
> outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked away with a check
> $960,000.
>
> Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third as to the
> additional bonus check.
>
> When the third general was asked where to measure, he told the
> pension man, "from the tip of my penis, to the bottom of my
> testicles."
>
> The pension man said that would be fine, but he'd better get the
> Medical Officer to do the measuring.
>
> The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop his
> pants. He did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the
> general's penis and began to work back.
>
> "My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?!"
>
> The general replied, "Back in Nam!"
>
HEEEE HEEEE love it LOL.
Mercury.
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