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Good News and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the
doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like
to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, let me have the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years
left."
Patient: "Oh no! That's just awful! In two years my life will be
over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?"
Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are
going to forget everything I told you."
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