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Quotes
"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to
zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly."
- Branch Rickey
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's
time for my nap."
- Bob Hope
"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I
still had pimples."
- George Burns
"I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps
changing all the time."
- Greer Garson
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts
until my ears meet."
- Rita Rudner
"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy
your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to
gain control of your estate."
- Woody Allen
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very
pleased to be anywhere."
- George Burns
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh
birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
- George Burns
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and
wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
- George Burns
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a
thrill."
- George Burns
"Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever."
- Robert Benchley
"He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried."
- Geoffrey Madan
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."
- Herbert Hoover
"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."
- George Burns
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
- Groucho Marx.
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