Dog-gone it!
(my title)
A man carried his dog into the vet, he was very upset. He said, "Doctor
I think my dog is dead!"
The doctor replied, "Put your dog on the table and let me see." He
turned and left the room. A few minutes later he came back with a cat.
He held the cat close to the dog, the cat sniffed the dog's back and
ears and then walked all over the dog. The vet said, "Yes, your dog is
dead." as he handed the man the bill.
"WHAT? $635 -- what is that for?" Yelled the man.
"Well, the $35 is for the office visit and the $600 is for the cat
scan."
Donut :-)
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"Donut make your brown eyes blue..."
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