"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:o5c0v3pl9lvs6o5oemjkui1741nnm0d3d5@4ax.com:
>
> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
>
> To my friends who can identify with this disorder and to the young
> ones who make fun of me and my deficits: I just wanted to let you know
> that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated
> Attention Deficit Disorder.
>
> The scientific world is frantically searching for a cure. This is an
> ailment many of us suffer from and may not as yet have been diagnosed.
> However, now you may be able to discuss it with your loved ones and
> try to explain what really happened to you all those times you tried
> Syndrome.
>
> I decide to do work on the car, start to the garage and notice the
> mail on the table. OK, I'm going to work on the car... BUT FIRST I'm
> going to go through the mail. Lay car keys down on desk. After
> discarding the junk mail, I notice the trashcan is full. OK, I'll
> just put the bills on my desk.... BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out,
> but since I'm going to be near the mailbox I'll address a few
> bills.... Yes, Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's only one
> check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, there is my empty
> plastic cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look for those
> checks... BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I head
> for the kitchen, look out the window, and notice the flowers need a
> drink of water, I put the cup on the counter and there's my extra pair
> of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I'll
> just put them away... BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head
> for the door and... Aaaagh! I notice the dog needs to be fed. Okay,
> I'll feed the dog and water the plants... BUT FIRST I need to find
> those checks.
>
> END OF DAY: Oil in car not changed, bills still unpaid, cup still in
> the sink, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys,
> and, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm
> baffled because... I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this
> condition is serious... I'd get help... BUT FIRST...I think I'll check
> my e-mail.
>
Had it for years LOL
Mercury.
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