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Subject: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
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Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:31:39 GMT
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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
To my friends who can identify with this disorder and to the young
ones who make fun of me and my deficits: I just wanted to let you know
that I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder.
The scientific world is frantically searching for a cure. This is an
ailment many of us suffer from and may not as yet have been diagnosed.
However, now you may be able to discuss it with your loved ones and
try to explain what really happened to you all those times you tried
Syndrome.
I decide to do work on the car, start to the garage and notice the
mail on the table. OK, I'm going to work on the car... BUT FIRST I'm
going to go through the mail. Lay car keys down on desk. After
discarding the junk mail, I notice the trashcan is full. OK, I'll
just put the bills on my desk.... BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out,
but since I'm going to be near the mailbox I'll address a few
bills.... Yes, Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's only one
check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, there is my empty
plastic cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look for those
checks... BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I head
for the kitchen, look out the window, and notice the flowers need a
drink of water, I put the cup on the counter and there's my extra pair
of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I'll
just put them away... BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head
for the door and... Aaaagh! I notice the dog needs to be fed. Okay,
I'll feed the dog and water the plants... BUT FIRST I need to find
those checks.
END OF DAY: Oil in car not changed, bills still unpaid, cup still in
the sink, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys,
and, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm
baffled because... I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this
condition is serious... I'd get help... BUT FIRST...I think I'll check
my e-mail.
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