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Rednecks Understanding of Computer Terms
* LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot
* LOG OFF:Too much wood on fire MONITOR:Keep'n an eye on the wood
stove
* DOWN LOAD:Gitten the farwood off'n the truck MEGA HERTZ: When
yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
* FLOPPY DISC:Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM:That thar thang what splits the farwood
* HARD DRIVE:Gitten home in the winter time
* WINDOWS:Whut to shut when its cold outside
* SCREEN:Whut to shut when its black fly season
* BYTE:Whut dem flys do
* CHIP:Munchies fer the TV
* MICRO CHIP:Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
* MODEM:Whatcha do to the hay fields
* DOT MATRIX:Ole Dan Matrix's wife
* LAP TOP:Whar the kitty sleeps
* KEYBOARD:Whar you hang the truck keys
* SOFTWARE:Dem plastic forks and knifes
* MOUSE:What eats the grain in the barn
* MOUSE PAD:That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
* MAINFRAME:Holds up the barn roof
* PORT:Fancy flatlander wine
* ENTER:Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
* CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
* DOUBLE CLICK:When you cock the double barrel
* REBOOT:Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have
to go to the outhouse
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