There was this fellow from South Georgia who had a flat tire, pulled
off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers
in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to
wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
In response the passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."
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