"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:h7q8u3l8il37s2gjgv9iipo7kfe96vrdd6@4ax.com:
>
> On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a
> blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move
> to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde
> replied... "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm
> not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight
> attendant asked the copilot to speak with her.
>
> He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the
> first class section. Again, the blonde replied... "I'm blonde, I'm
> beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." The copilot
> returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The
> captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle
> this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the
> blonde's ear.
>
> She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to
> herself "Why didn't anyone just say so?" Surprised, the flight
> attendant and the
> copilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move
> from her seat. He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't
> going to New
> York."
>
LOL.
Mercury.
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