Wedding Anniversary
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding
anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks
if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful
years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before
we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd
have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I
would've been a free man!"
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