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From: "::Donut::" <Chocolate@Sugar.Glazed>
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Subject: Re: Experiences
Date: 19 Mar 2008 02:24:01 -0500
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In article <92vvt35d60htbukp9pjddv0lfbpif9ihpo@4ax.com>,
::darkshadows:: <blood@thirsty.net> wrote:
> EXPERIENCES
>
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> Three old-timers were relating their most exciting experiences.
>
> The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a
> shoot-out with the Dalton gang. The others agreed it sounded pretty
> exciting.
>
> The second gentleman was a retired fireman. He told about a huge fire
> at the university, where young coeds jumped naked from their dorm
> windows into his arms. The other gentlemen all agreed that sounded
> pretty exciting.
>
> The third retiree began his story, "I was an undertaker. One night I
> got a call to pick up a body that was under a sheet in a hotel room.
> When I got there, the guy had a huge erection sticking straight up. I
> knew I couldn't take him through the lobby that way, so I found an old
> broom handle and hit that erection just as hard as I could." The old
> man paused. "You talk about excitement," he continued, "I was in the
> wrong damn room!"
As I heard it from my father, it was with a 2 by 4 in the wrong Army
tent.
Donut
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