EXPERIENCES
Three old-timers were relating their most exciting experiences.
The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a
shoot-out with the Dalton gang. The others agreed it sounded pretty
exciting.
The second gentleman was a retired fireman. He told about a huge fire
at the university, where young coeds jumped naked from their dorm
windows into his arms. The other gentlemen all agreed that sounded
pretty exciting.
The third retiree began his story, "I was an undertaker. One night I
got a call to pick up a body that was under a sheet in a hotel room.
When I got there, the guy had a huge erection sticking straight up. I
knew I couldn't take him through the lobby that way, so I found an old
broom handle and hit that erection just as hard as I could." The old
man paused. "You talk about excitement," he continued, "I was in the
wrong damn room!"
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