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Date: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:50:50 GMT
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ELDERLY PROBLEMS
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
function's. One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I
wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and
I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have
a bowel movement."
The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I
crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!" he replied.
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