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Subject: Re: Mercury and Rolex go for a drive
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Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:36:25 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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>
> DRIVING
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>
>
> Two elderly men were out driving in a large car-both could barely see
> over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
> intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
> Mercury in the passenger seat thought to himself "I must be losing it,
> I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
>
> After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the
> light was red again and again they went right though. This time the
> Mercury was almost sure that the light had been red but was really
> concerned that he was losing it. He was getting nervous and decided to
> pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see
> what was going on.
>
> At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
> and they went right through and Mercury turned to Rolex and said,
> "Rolex! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row!
> You could have killed us!"
>
> Rolex turned to Mercury and said, "Oh, am I driving?"
>
Well at least it proves thata the lights worked LOL
Mercury.
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