DRIVING
Two elderly men were out driving in a large car-both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
Mercury in the passenger seat thought to himself "I must be losing it,
I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the
light was red again and again they went right though. This time the
Mercury was almost sure that the light had been red but was really
concerned that he was losing it. He was getting nervous and decided to
pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see
what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
and they went right through and Mercury turned to Rolex and said,
"Rolex! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row!
You could have killed us!"
Rolex turned to Mercury and said, "Oh, am I driving?"
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