| GOING UP RIVER |
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GOING UP RIVER
At the Senior Citizens' luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly
lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to
fish. Since both of them were widowed they decided to go fishing
together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up and they headed to the river to his
fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down
the river when there was a fork in the river and the gentleman asks
the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right in the boat. When finished the man
couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced
the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and then continued on down the river when soon
they came upon another fork in the river. He asked the lady, "Do you
want to go up or down?" There she went again, stripped off and made
wild passionate love to him again.
This really impressed the old gentleman so he asked her to go fishing
again the next day. She said yes and so here they were the next day,
riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river and the
gentleman asks, "Well, do you want to go up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down."
A little puzzled, the gentleman drove the boat down the river when he
came upon another fork in the river and he asks the lady, "Do you want
to go up or down?"
She replied, "Up."
This really confused the gentleman so he asks, "What's the deal? Every
time yesterday that I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you
made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing."
She replied, "Well, yesterday I didn't have my hearing aid in and I
thought you said 'fuck or drown'!"
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