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Subject: Speeding Along
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Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:26:16 GMT
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SPEEDING ALONG
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was
driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says,
"Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time
there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!" the old man yells.
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