TOO OLD TO SQUAT
Once upon a time, there was a little old man that really took care of
his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning
he looked in the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed he
was suntanned all over except for his penis. He decided to do
something about it.
He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried
himself in the sand, except for his penis.
A little later two elderly ladies, one walking with a cane, happened
by. When she saw this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to
move it around with her cane.
She said to her friend, "There ain't no justice in this world." Her
friend asked her what she meant. Well, she said: "When I was 20, I
was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I
asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed
for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the
damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!!!"
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