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Subject: THE SECRET OF VIRILITY
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Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:20:05 GMT
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THE SECRET OF VIRILITY
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex.
Elmer says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year
old!"
Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once!
What's your secret?"
To which Elmer said, "Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat
bread. I'm not kidding!"
So the second old man rushed to the store.
The clerk asks the old man, "May I help you?'
"Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please," said Leon.
"That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!" the
clerk remarked.
Leon replies, "Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?"
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