On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:08:18 GMT, "Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
>Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
>The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
>best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
>The three men had always done everything together.
>Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter
>said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
>The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
>The mortician thought this was rather strange.
>So he brought Gomer in, to confirm the identity of the body.
>Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll
>him over."
>The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two
>assholes."
>"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
>Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba with them
>two assholes."
Hey Rolex,
you shouldn't refer to yourself and Mercury like that.
ROTFLMAO
darkshadows
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