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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <guyfc@netzer.net>
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Subject: Spelling Game
Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:47:17 -0500
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Spelling Game
One day Little Johnny's teacher decided to play a spelling game where
she gave a letter of the alphabet and the kids have to spell a word
starting with that letter and then use it in a sentence. Starting with
A Little Johnny's hand is continually in the air, but the teacher
ignores him, because she afraid he'll be rude again.
"Yes, Susan?" says the teacher.
"Miss, A is for Ape, A-P-E, An ape likes bananas" says little Susan.
"Excellent " says the teacher, she goes on through the alphabet.
Finally she reach F. Now she will NOT let Little Johnny answer this
under any circumstances so she asks Mary.
"F is for Fairy F-A-I-R-Y, they're little girls who lives among the
flowers" says Mary.
"Great" says the teacher, "now we get to G".
Suddenly only Little Johnny has his hand up so the teacher thinks
about this and decides G is a 'safe' one.
"Yes Johnny?"
"Miss G is for Gnome G-N-O-M-E. A Gnome lives among the flowers too".
"Johnny! That's Excellent!" Exclaims the teacher, being very happy
that for once he wasn't out of line.
"Yes Miss he's the one who fucks the Fairies!" replies Little Johnny.
Lil Stinker
"Laughter is the medicine of the Gods!"
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