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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:07:59 -0600
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Rules
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
Rule # 1
Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All
comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule # 2
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act
like soap opera guys.
Rule # 3
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule # 4
It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo
quizzes together.
Rule # 5
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
Rule # 6
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Rule # 7
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not
both.
Rule # 8
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or
time-outs.
Rule # 9
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Rule # 10
When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying
"This is our exit" is not necessary.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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