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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Adam and Eve
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 17:34:33 -0600
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Adam and Eve
Adam and eve were in the garden of Eden, and Eve had not been there long and
Adam was trying to get a grasp on the female thing, so he asked God if they
could have a talk. God replied, sure your my son and I love you, you can ask me
anything.
So Adam asked, God you have given me the beautiful flowers and the sunset....But
I look at Eve and she is so beautiful it takes my breath away.. Why God, did you
make eve so beautiful? God replied, my son that is easy, I made her that way so
you would love her, Adam replied well, it worked But I have another question.. I
touch the cool water and rub the furry animals and they feel so good to me but I
touch Eve and it is so wonderful my heart almost stops.. God, why did you make
her that way?
God replied well Adam that is easy I made her that way so you;d love her..well
Adam replied, it worked, I do, but God I have one more question and I don't mean
to question your wisdom or anything, but God she is stupid, why did you make her
stupid? God replied my son that is easy I made her that way so she would love
you.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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