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The Philosophy of Money
Published on 11/22/2007
* "Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
Fortunately, I love money."
(Jackie Mason)
* "In God we trust. All others must pay cash."
(American Saying)
* "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
(Woody Allen)
* "Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
(John Updike)
* "If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the
bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem"
(JP Getty)
* "It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color
that really matters is green."
(Family Guy)
* "The only way not to think about money... is to have a great
deal of it."
(Edith Wharton)
* "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at
the people He gives it to."
(Old Irish saying)
* "Be rich to yourself... and poor to your friends."
(Juvenal)
* "If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow
some."
(Benjamin Franklin)
* "Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds
of useful things like... love!"
(Homer Simpson)
* "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for
you not to have any."
(Katharine Whitehorn)
* "Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it
finally disappears."
(Robert W. Sarnoff)
* "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me
happy."
(Spike Milligan)
* "What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
(Henry Youngman)
* "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things
they don't want, to impress people they don't like"
(Will Smith)
* "If God only gave me a clear sign... like making a large deposit
in my name at a swiss bank."
(Woody Allen)
* "I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have
nothing to play with"
(Rodney Dangerfield)
* "He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry
days."
(Anonymous)
* "Between work and family, I'm really not spending enough quality
time with my money"
(Anonymous)
* "The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that
a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money"
(Johnny Carson)
* "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove
that you don't need it"
(Bob Hope)
* "Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where
to go shopping"
(Bo Derek)
* "When I was young I thought that money was the most important
thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is"
(Oscar Wilde)
* "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
(Yogi Berra)
* "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the
richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
(Robert Orben)
* "Always borrow money from a pessimist... he doesn't expect to be
paid back"
(Anonymous)
* "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments."
(Earl Wilson)
* "Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you
spend your money and I'll tell you what they are."
(James W. Frick)
* "Formal education will make you a living; self-education will
make you a fortune."
(Jim Rohn)
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